male brain …female brain!!!!!chck this out
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
trust me…on this!!!
THE MALE BRAIN
Special Photo….directly from Chandrayan
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
Important Useful tips for Office people
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
Van ….. So Special ……perfect for Mumbai/India
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
Window Cleaning
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
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“Kya tere baap kaa road hai”
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
"Kya tere baap kaa road hai?" - An apocryphal story involving Russi Mody. (Ex MD Tata Steel, Jamshedpur)
I would like to believe that the following story actually happened. It is so typically Russi.
It is said that once Russi Mody was on an official trip to (the then) Bombay. Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit Bombay House, the Corporate Head Quarters of the Tata Group. Russi was driving a Mercedes himself as it was a Sunday and there was very little traffic and also it was the chauffeur's day off. Russi was wearing simple shorts and a T shirt.
Knowing that he would take just a few minutes to finish his work in Bombay House and that it was a non-working day in the business district with very low traffic, he decided to take liberties to park his Merc in an other-wise no parking zone. A conscientious traffic cop noticed all this and he immediately rushed to Russi who had started sauntering towards the Bombay House entrance.
In a gruff voice the Pandu Havaldar asked Russi. "Kyun bhidu, baap kaa sadak samajh kay rakha hai kya?"
Russi very non-chalantly replied: "Haan kuchh aisa hi hai. Aapko English padhna aata hai kya?"
Then he gently held the Pandu's arm and walked him to the kerbside and pointed to the metal signage of the road. He asked the cop "Kya Likha Hai?"
The cop said "Sir Homi Mody Street". A mischievously smiling Russi discloses"Woh Mera Baap Tha".
Russi was allowed to leave his car parked in the "No Parking" Zone that Sunday morning.
Until you mentioned it
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 25, 2009
Barak Obama and the Queen are proceeding towards Buckingham Palace in
the Queen's carriage, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons;
all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is
atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs
to cover their noses.
The Queen turns to Obama, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets…
I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen
cannot control.!!'
Obama, in best Presidential style replies: 'Your Majesty, please
don't give the matter another thought…Until you mentioned it, I
thought it was one of the horses….!!!!
Best tattoo in the world
Posted by: lashkar18 on: September 11, 2009
Until he went to prison!!
Love, Lust & Marriage – The Vital Difference
Posted by: lashkar18 on: August 30, 2009
LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE – When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE – When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST – When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE – When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.
LOVE – When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST – When you argue over who gets the wet spot?
MARRIAGE – When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE – When you share everything you own.
LUST – When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.
LOVE – When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST – When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE – When . . . Uh . . . what's a climax?
LOVE – When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST – When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE – When you phone each other to ***** about work.
LOVE – When you write poems about your partner.
LUST – When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE – When all you write is checks.
LOVE – When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST – When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all-round.
MARRIAGE – When you're only concern is what's on T.V.
LOVE – When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST – When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE – When you never see each other awake.
LOVE – When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST – When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE – When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE – When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST – When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE – When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE – When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST – When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE – When just getting through the day is your only thought.
LOVE – When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST – When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE – When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE – When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST – When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE – When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE – You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST – You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE – You only leave the house when you're allowed.
Adult Question for dad
Posted by: lashkar18 on: August 26, 2009
"Mom? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, dear?"
"Pussy and Bitch."
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom.."
He then found his Dad out in the garage.
"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:
"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"
Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
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